flopportunity

A flopportunity is an opportunity that was passed up or ruined.

I can't believe Shauna didn't apply for Harvard even when she knows half of the board! What a total flopportunity.

by lambdaradiation October 28, 2013

flappydigger

A girl who only dates men with high scores on Flappy Bird.

"Dude, did you hear about Genevieve? She's such a flappydigger"
"Yeah, I heard she only dates guys with a high score of 50 or more..."

by Flaptastic February 6, 2014

Flappy head

A person addicted to the infamous mobile game "Flappy Bird".

Ole' boy over there is a full on flappy head, straight fiending for some bird through pipe action.

by Awol239 February 13, 2014

flappy bird

A person who is so badly addicted to some sort of entertainment media that their life revolves around it

Man he's been watching that show for days now, i dont even think he realises his wife left him yesterday.
yeah he must be flappy birded to that show

by datswag March 23, 2014

flappy bird

the reason i am homeless, jobless, and poor. All this and i my highscore is....2....

man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.

by iloveflappybirdtoomuch April 17, 2014

Flopsy

when you can't get it up.

1."my umberella is flopsy"
2. "My penis is flacid (flopsy)"

by jazzisgiggity May 6, 2014

Flippy da Flop

When you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to make a sandwich and slap your genitalia with it to make you cum.

Hey man! Last night I got my girlfriend to Flippy da Flop me last night.

by AVGF Sgt at Arms July 10, 2014