First of February

Kiss someone pretty/beautiful today

Kiss someone you think is pretty/beautiful

On the First of February

by Hdgdvsjz👍👍 January 30, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

There's a first Sunday in every month

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.

I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.

by Tee Lady July 28, 2022

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

Tiffany Lockheart Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile

Tiffany Lockheart Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile

Tiffany Lockheart Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

"Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: "Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 28, 2025