Facebook Hang up

You are chating with your friend when; boom they are gone! No good bye, Mauh or kiss my ass. Nothing at all! At this point in time you are like WTF, wondering if there connection was bad or something happen to them? You sit there dazed and confused just to find out your "Friend" is an ass and does not feel like typing good bye. The term for this type of individual is Facebook douche bag...

Kelly's Friend is such a Facebook douche bag; she always Facebook Hang up on her.

by Scotty B the facebook G May 4, 2009

Facebook Ghost

Somebody who always appears offline on Facebook, usually so nobody will bother them in chat.

I think that Bob is a Facebook ghost. He always posts stuff but is never online.

by The Anti-Facebook Ghost February 18, 2010

Facebook Poke

A way of saying "I like you" to someone without actually coming out and saying it to their face. If they poke you back, they are equally interested.

Lisa: I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.
Michele: Facebook poke him.

by Phil92-1 June 16, 2010

The Facebook Number Game

A stupid ass trend/game/fad that has recently popped up on Facebook. To play this "game", you post on your wall that you want your friends to message you with a number. After the number is recieved, the original poster posts the number, as well as his/her thoughts about the person.

This would not bother me so much if it didn't flood the hell out of my wall. I check my FB for a grand total of 10-15 minutes each day, and this is all I see.

To quote one of the posts:

" The Facebook Number Game - send me a # (0-500) to my inbox and ill tell you whats good. I'll post the number along with the answer on my page,
so only you know who it's about"

What a load of shit. Its already bad enough I have to filter through all the game updates, pointless status posts, and all the general crap Facebook has added in the last year.

by WackyJack December 10, 2010

Facebook Machine

A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.

by CloudZephyr June 3, 2015

Facebook 101

The class that should exist for everyone on facebook that posts ridiculously embarrassing or demeaning things about themselves or others.

Tom: haha, jane take a look at this video i just posted of me scratching my ass.

Jane: uhh, what if your students get a hold of this? Back to Facebook 101 for you dork.

Tom: ohh, seriously, fml...

by saneu osite November 24, 2010

Facebook Whore

uses facebook too much online 24/7; A guy/girl who likes facebook too much and doesn't have a life

Dude Sammi is a facebook whore shes almost on facebook all the time

by The Filipino Adobo Whore December 27, 2009