evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
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by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
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by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019
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by Jenny evans July 23, 2019
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