glazed donut

"STOP LOOKING IT UP" - Ian Hecox

Why is everyone googling "glazed donut" after the Smosh stream?

by smosh_stan February 8, 2021

eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

by agropuffs November 4, 2022

Donut Drop-in

When a friend drops off donuts, mid-day, and promptly peaces out.

Dan Mall totes pulled a Donut Drop-in on Happy Cog today.

by Donut Lovers June 18, 2012

Greek Donut

A butthole

I went home last night and glazed Karen's Greek donut

by Stuntbutt March 12, 2019

donut

The bait for an officer of the law

I caught a cop with my donut last night.

by Melodoo November 8, 2017

road donut

While driving a vehicle, elevating your rear end between the head rest and top of the seat, as your partner is in back seat and repeatedly tongue punches your donut hole until fully satisfied.

Lastnight I gave Joey the best road donut of his life! I had him howling the whole way home.

by Cuppy May 28, 2017

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023