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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man

School- Related Depression

School Related Depression is the act of hating oneself and the world because of school and your parents.

This is just like normal depression, only worse.
You achieve this state of mind when everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong, and everything which seems as if it cant go wrong does so.
It's when you go to school, the one place in the world designed to be a helpful and friendly environment, but when you get there you find:

Hateful and idiotic teens that scream at you and call you a "f**got lol", and insult your very existence.
It's when you realize that your teachers hate your very existence. They sit there, on their phones, screaming about how it's not their fault 3 quarters of the F**ING CLASS ARE FAILING.

And then you go home and you tell your mom that the teachers cant grade and lose your papers and that kids bully you, and then you get this:
"Stop being an ungrateful brat! I do everything for you!"
But that mom doesnt realize that it's not their fault that your depressed but they're too ego F**KING centric to realize that is NOT ABOUT THEM FOR A DAMN CHANGE.
This shouldn't be a thing, but I guess that's life, eh?
School- Related Depression is when you hate yourself and others so fucking much as a result of school.

Well that’s depressing 

When something or someone ruins your happiness.
When you order a chocolate milk shake at McDonald’s and they say that the machines broken
Well that’s depressing”

Post Libertas Depression 

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend
me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression

sunday night depression 

that time of day you feel real sad and you just wanna huddle up in your room crying. sunday night depression always starts at 8:00pm sharp.
Doctor: “Why did you need an appointment today?”

“I have sunday night depression.”

High school depression 

When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.

Happens to a lot of high school students.
A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.