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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
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Chevrolet Employee Depression

Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount
“I got Chevrolet Employee Depression today.” - Chevrolet Employee

“Same” - Another Chevy employee
by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019
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post-privilege depression

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.
today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard
by terminal1 April 19, 2023
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dr frost depression

when you get set homework on dr frost and get so annoyed and mad and you don’t want to do it.
did you do the homework?
no i have dr frost depression
by hitiktok123 February 1, 2021
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Breaking Bad Depression

The depression you feel after watching the finale of “Breaking Bad”.
Oh man! Yesterday I saw the BB finale and now I got Breaking Bad Depression.
by luddode July 6, 2022
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me is has the depress

1. the sound made by jeff when he realises his meme is dead.
2. when someone is too depressed to say that they are depressed.
someone: why are you crying so loudly
you: me is has the depress
someone: 😕
by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020
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mileven depression cure

To find the mileven depression cure, you have to binge watch stranger things about 011 or 353 times. It's about eating eggo® waffles while finding Will. If after that you'll not undepressed, watch mileven edits on YouTube so you can cry even more. Actually, there's no cure to the mileven depression. If you really want to know, ask the mind flayer.
I can't find the mileven depression cure, can you open an eggo® box for me?
by itsfinnwolfhardbae February 7, 2018
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