Dave

Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.

My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that

by anonymous May 1, 2024

Double Daved

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!

Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !

by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023

Dave

Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.

"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.

"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.

by StepOFFGeorge32 November 3, 2021

The Daves

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave

“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”

by anonymous January 9, 2025

Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019

Dave

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.

Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.

by JCykk July 26, 2022

Daveed Diggs

My husband but he just doesn't know yet

Also played as Marquis De Lafayette and Thomas Jefferson in Hamilton: An American Musical

Really cool dude and also made a movie called Blind spotting or something like that

He's also in a Law and order SVU episode but I don't remember which 1 except for the fact that it's an old episode

Person 1: Do you know Daveed Diggs?

Person 2: Yeah he's my husband

Person 1: Delusional but understandable

*Person 3 walks in*

Person 3: So what're you two talking about?

Person 1 & 2: Daveed Diggs

Person 3: He's not my type, personally there's better people out in the worl-

Person 1 & 2: SHUT UP

by No.1 Daveed and Anthony Ramos July 3, 2024