double-barrel sunrise

When commits suicide with a shotgun, it is the remnants left on the wall (and ceiling) behind them.

He left his wife and kids.... and a double-barrel sunrise.

by Lord Sayten March 6, 2011

double blood bang

Simultaneously having vaginal and anal sexual intercourse with a woman who is menstruating. The anal blood can be either from vaginal transfer or rectal bleeding.

Dude, you should see my sheets. The chick I picked up last night turned into a double blood bang!

by Hank Flannigan June 14, 2011

double comment

when you're on facebook...and some hyperactive facebook user is commenting back to back before you can finish your own frickin comment

status: yea this movie is crazyy :)

friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)

by ninaskye August 21, 2011

double door ass

A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through

Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass

by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011

double gummer

A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.

Two old men at the retirement home.

Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?

Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.

Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!

by fastcache October 9, 2011

Double Awesome

Is another way to say epic when the word epic has been over used, or in short has lost its epicness. Also another way jsut to say somthing is more than just plain awesome for the heck of it. Or the 1984's way of saying epic...

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Example1:

Random person #1: Dude that movie is epic

Random person #2: Yeah its a pretty epic movie
Random person #3: Naw its just double awesome

Example 2:
Random person 1: dude that was awesome
Random person 2: No dude that was double awesome

by Aria112 January 2, 2012

Double Captain

Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.

Me and my friend totally went double captain this morning.

by D.Asian January 26, 2012