Massachusetts Dick

Legend has it in the B.C. era a meteor struck Springfield, Massachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of Massachusettes forever. The meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.

*In the showers at the gym*
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."

by Moprah March 7, 2018

dick snart

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

peripheral dick

When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.

*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.

by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018

Dick vampire

A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.

Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.

by SOJAA December 25, 2016

Ox Dick

The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.

"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"

by oxcox December 17, 2011

Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry

Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC

by neuromeo2003 July 15, 2011