Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

Dave Hog

the man himself navarra

That guy totally looks like a “Dave Hog”

by schillac attack November 12, 2022

Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”

“You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis

by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024

Dave Bailin

Dave Bailin is the hardest nigga out here in the shop. he fucks mad hoes and bitches even ebonys. He only has a two incher but he still fucks.

that nigga dave bailin fucked that black bitch laquisha

by Big_Ebony_Bich_08 March 11, 2019

dave

a dave. could be anyone or anything depending on the given context.

zach: dude i just took a big dave

cole: on baby?
zach: quite far the biggest dave

by davwav August 23, 2022

His ai dave

A way to signal to someone that you have aids as "his ai Dave" is a anagram for I have auds

Person 1: hey bro did you hear His ai dave

Person 2: ohhh shit you should go see a doctor

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Dave Grohl

A man who needs a damn hug

Person 1: “did you hear that Taylor Hawkins passed away?”
Person 2: “he was dave Grohl’s close friend and drummer of foo fighters..poor dave”
Person 3: “Dave Grohl needs a damn hug..”

by Ashthequeen June 8, 2024