Crap

The annoying smell coming from brothers that dont smell

Man, Sam smells like crap.

by My cat bit me December 23, 2019

Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021

Creepin' crap

Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.

Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.

by creepererererer September 2, 2011

crap-atude

something you say when something goes wrong so that you don't get in trouble for cursin

Shit

i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where

crap-atude a droped my cookie

by love mufin May 25, 2011

crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE

AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP

by PSEUDYHYDNUM June 4, 2018