immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Crabs

A species of lice that infested the genital area by living in pubic hair and can be removed by using special shampoos and lotions

My friend was scratching his area all day he probably has crabs

by Suckmeplzz June 8, 2018

Crab

A cunt that runs around and bitches to everyone.
Cunt
Running
Around
Bitching

Dan: "John you can be a crab sometimes!"
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."

by LiliJames4 April 23, 2016

Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

dusty crab cake

Where you throw dust into her ass then eat it.

Bro I gave this girl the Dusty Crab Cake

by Jack McFuck Nut June 8, 2016

sesh crab

A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people

Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding

by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019

Crab Style

Noun

1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.

I was kind of nervous at first when the prostitute contortionist asked me if I had ever done it crab style.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013