cowboy escargot

Phlegm, specifically when sucked or licked out of the throat of another individual who is experiencing post-nasal drip.

Stacy's getting over a cold, so last night, I got to experience the delicacy of cowboy escargot.

by mucusbrain February 5, 2026

Cowboy Disintegrators

A pack of unfiltered marlboro reds

"you got any smokes?"
"I got a pack of Cowboy Disintegrators but I'm not sure you can handle them"

by MVT, the greek spoondog... February 14, 2026

Cowboy DJ

A DJ who operates like a cowboy builder — not insured, underprepared, cuts corners and delivers a poor-quality job.

Usually charges cheap, uses dodgy or streamed music, basic gear (if any), and disappears when things go wrong. All hat, no cattle.

“I thought I was getting a bargain, but he turned out to be a proper cowboy DJ — turned up late, dodgy sound, and no insurance when the venue asked for it.”

by Gaz’games February 26, 2026

Cowboy Iced Tea

When you find a barrel racer that’s been drinking whiskey all night and have her piss in your mouth.

That guy loves cowboy iced teas. I saw a chick pissing in his mouth last night.

by TitSlayerSTX345 March 6, 2026

Conbookment

To cause something to go anti books

The new law passed requiring the conbookment of libraries to use digital books on electronic devices to protect trees

The new District Policy requires the conbookment of schools encouraging students to use digital copies of books instead

by Wordcraftsmith February 12, 2025

Cowboys

An old school term for roaches

Her apartment is so filthy, she has cowboys crawling on her walls.

by MiaNia18 February 15, 2025

cowboyand

when a cowboy is begging for spikes on animaljam..

that cowboyand is at it again!

by calthedral March 31, 2025