the hottest man alive.
i fucking love cole sprouse. he could run me over and call me a slur and id still give him hood gawk
by ali is in love with coffee April 04, 2021
Cole Sprouse is an intelligent and hot man who uses big words to attract women. If you need someone to give you high school advice ask cool because he has been 17 for most of his life!!!Cole is also a hopeless romantic. He and his husband Kj Apa have been spotted holding hands several times while walking around Vancouver Canada.
by Kira Banks February 16, 2021
The celebrity crush of all 6th grade girls in Wilton ,Connecticut in Middlebrook school especially my BFF and I.
“Oh my god I had a dream last night that COLE SPROUSE was living with me!”
“Omg you have the best Dreams EVER. I dreamed that the gargoyle king got me!!
“Omg you have the best Dreams EVER. I dreamed that the gargoyle king got me!!
by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 20, 2020
my dumbass friend : who tf is cole sprouse
(because i kept talking abouut him alot)
me : bishh...thats ny husband !!!
(because i kept talking abouut him alot)
me : bishh...thats ny husband !!!
by colexsprouse October 15, 2019
by goodnight16974 March 08, 2022
Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold
Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024
by Pandaman809 March 26, 2020