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Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.
His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.
by typesend December 30, 2011
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spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
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European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind
“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”
by shaker9000 December 14, 2022
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Clean

by Supralikesthebigmac September 15, 2018
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Clean cut

Neo Nazis who don't play golf are clean cut. A lot of black guys who also don't play golf are clean cut. Since when is there a connection between being clean cut and playing golf, or looking like you belong on a golf course?
The hitman was clean cut, but his hands weren't clean.
by Solid Mantis January 16, 2020
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Clean Bean

Someone who always plays himself. - a.k.a. Will freaking Smith.
Will Smith used to play the cards but now he's just getting played. He's such a clean bean.
by Savagery Shappens February 2, 2017
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Clean skin

Person with no tattoos
Nah, he doesn’t have any, he’s a clean skin
by Sam Bowel July 7, 2022
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