When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.
Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!
Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!
Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!
by Mr Mist3r November 5, 2022
Get the War Man Christmas Specialmug. by brierostro December 23, 2009
Get the Christmas Eve Eve Evemug. Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.
Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?
by anonymous November 25, 2004
Get the What are you waiting for, Christmas?mug. Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.
Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.
by Taylor the Terrible December 24, 2008
Get the Post Christmas Depression (PCD)mug. another way of saying "fucking up my shit", an exclaimation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman.
by cryo March 23, 2003
Get the Fuckin' Up my Christmasmug. by santaBBBY December 13, 2014
Get the trim my christmas treemug. A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
by TigerToe August 17, 2015
Get the Zealand Christmas Tree Ornamentmug.