two bite check

The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.

Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.

by nachoworm August 08, 2010

check mate situation

A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.

Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.

by tamUHra November 01, 2011

Phone check

To grab with or without force someone’s penis, quickly.

Phone check, bro! (Grabs penis, and laughs simultaneously )

by English Wizzer February 18, 2018

SMOKE CHECK

Getting screwed up after a PT or Workout such as sweating or blowing snot everywhere.

Hey private Williams how was the new fitness video you got your recruits. Smoke Checked all of them even I broke out a sweat or two.

by Wetyoutube1 April 08, 2019

Check yo self

A command that is blurted out, usually angrily, by one individual to another as a condemnation of the latter's behaviour, actions or poor choice of words. Those who indict another with such a phrase normally do so if the said individual has severely offended or insulted them, and are calling upon the individual to think about what they have done and atone for their lack of judgement.

Variations of this phrase, such as "Check yo self foo!" and "Check yo self before ya wreck yo self" are also used to communicate the same message: correct your behaviour (idiot/before you get in trouble)

Check yo self before ya wreck yo self. them shotgun bullets are bad fo' ya health!

by Street Shakespeare December 10, 2010

check one young

To call the attention of those around you.

Jamal: Yo, Darnel. Check one young.

Darnel: Hello Jamal. How are your studies.

by DitryDan April 21, 2008

hip check

To glance at a man's crotch and hip area to determine the size of his equipment.

Often involuntary.

"Shit. I just hip checked my Dad! Nohomo"

by hipchecker February 02, 2013