Captain Crusty

A Captain Crusty is a commonly used term for a girl who has enough layers of STDs that she sheds what looks like cornbread dropping wherever she goes. These droppings are actually layers of the vaginal skin and mons pubis skin that are decaying and rotting off due to excessive or "loose" use of the vagina.

This condition can also be transferred via sexual or oral intercourse and can result in shedding similar discharge on the tongue and penal/vaginal region. Participants with these type are suggested to use extreme caution.

Man, that girl was a Captain Crusty for sure. I wouldn't dive into that if there was a gun to my head.

What are those little droppings in your panties? Oh....She's a Captain Crusty....

by AntiCrustyMvmnt April 16, 2010

Captain Nemo

A sex act that involves a swimming pool. The female holds on to the side of the pool while the male penetrates, then proceeds to grab her ankles and spin her around 360 degrees while still impaled on his cock, much like turning a ships wheel. The male has to be well endowed and the female somewhat flexible for this to work.

Captain Nemo feels extremely good and the female thinks you picked it up in Europe of someplace.

by SnootchToTheNootch July 6, 2008

the captain america

A hot sex move that involves doing a girl doggy style. Once you have attained a comfortable pace the male forms a mask on his face with his hands and yells CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!

Well I was blasting her in the ass and i put my hands face and pulled off the Captain America!

by Jeremy Gross June 11, 2006

Captain Gay

A very gay and pdifile like young man on Bannister neighboorhood swim team in Waldorf Maryland. He walks around with a boner in his speedo and stares at other young women on the team with a boner.
also he "does too much karate" and is sometimes too tired from karate to practice

fuckin fag

man, you see Captain Gay today, he had another boner and touched Kimmy with it the perve

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

Captain Hook

The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.

"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

Captain Morgan

1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...

2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates

1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!

by 1st Mate October 11, 2004

Captain America

A gung ho person in any military branch that despite knowing America's corruption and destructive, greedy ways, goes along with the program and drinks the cool-aid.

See that Marine over there, he is the embodiment of Captain America

by qnzkid718 May 25, 2011