canadian hat trick

when someone makes out or hooks up with three different Canadians in one night.

you go out with your friends and throughout the evening you manage to make out with or hook up with three canadians... the canadian hat trick.

by hairydan February 03, 2010

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.

Tom was so stoned last night, I think he let April give him a Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

by The Captain714 November 11, 2008

canadian greasy bacon

where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face

that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off

by Droo3756 December 09, 2008

canadian carbomb

canadian beer and maple syrup

like an irish car bomb, except molsons, labatt blue, moosehead, etc. and a shot of maple syrup... and thats a canadian carbomb folks

by drunkendave September 19, 2009

french canadian tuxedo

An all white denim version of the Canadian tuxedo.

I saw some hipsters rocking some sweet french canadian tuxedos the other day. I bet they were off to do some parkour.

by Dr. Chim Richels July 06, 2011

Canadian Two By Four

Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.

This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.

by Scarab November 30, 2004

canadian whoopie cushion

when you blow air into somebody's asshole and than punch them in the stomach

Caleb had the loudest canadian whoopie cushion I have ever heard after foreplay with Diablo.

by 09AB68W January 04, 2014