After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
Get the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obamamug. 1.The epitome of leftists. 2 The champion of today's Democrat party in the United States. 3. The 46th president accredited with adding 133,000 dollars debt to every man, woman, and child living in the U. S. and territories in his 2023 budget alone. That number is closer to 500,000 dollars to tax paying Americans.
4. The U. S. President that gave 400 billion dollars worth of military weapons, gear, vehicles, aircraft, artillery, communication equipment. to ISIS/ Taliban. And then sent 75 trillion dollars to something in Ukraine and nobody can say exactly where the money went in the most corrupt country on the planet.
5. The U.S. President responsible for intentionality orchestrating the largest invasion in history of the USA.
6. The perfect spokes person for incompetence.
4. The U. S. President that gave 400 billion dollars worth of military weapons, gear, vehicles, aircraft, artillery, communication equipment. to ISIS/ Taliban. And then sent 75 trillion dollars to something in Ukraine and nobody can say exactly where the money went in the most corrupt country on the planet.
5. The U.S. President responsible for intentionality orchestrating the largest invasion in history of the USA.
6. The perfect spokes person for incompetence.
Cartel member 1. Hey everybody look , Biden just sued Yuma Az. for using shipping containers to block openings in the border wall and they are being removed.
Cartel leaders Yes, fires AK 47 into air and shouts Everybody we are back in business for Biden.
Cartel leaders Yes, fires AK 47 into air and shouts Everybody we are back in business for Biden.
by defcon6665150 January 31, 2024
Get the Bidenmug. A big piece of shit.
by UrbanCowboy007 September 6, 2023
Get the Bidenmug. A man with low self esteem brought on early by male pattern baldness and the inability to tell the truth about himself or the many accomplishments he never achieved. His racist and bigoted remarks go back to his humble beginnings when he was married with four children while having extra-marital relations with a then 15 year old babysitter named Jill who eventually cheated on her first husband and later became Bidens wife. Biden is a proud member of the "M.A.P.S." Organization (Minor Attracted Person) and can frequently be found in a nearby ice cream shop sniffing small children and making inappropriate comments about their age gap. Nicknamed "Pedo Pete" by his son Hunter, Biden spends his days in hiding waiting for his next dose of amphetamines to kick in so he can go out and conquer all the Corn Pops of the world. Biden is a professional liar with horrible speaking skills and a loose sphincter.
by 9lb Johnson June 24, 2024
Get the Bidenmug. The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.
Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"
Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."
Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."
by Michigan Floater May 15, 2024
Get the Biden Backrubmug. And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
Get the The Biden Whispermug. North Korea's 69th elected president
Rejected from art school in 1907 & 1908
Founder of both Nobel Prize and Roblox
Rejected from art school in 1907 & 1908
Founder of both Nobel Prize and Roblox
by Real Joe Biden November 18, 2023
Get the Joe Bidenmug.