Bastardian

A person who has 0 texting skill, and so their texts look like they were bastardized, or really fucking high.

1: hEO mu hjy, csn tuo frick ne uppp?/
2:Who are you, a Bastardian? Sober up, you drunk!

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Bastard

A child that was born out of wed-lock.
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Derogatory term used to mean 'cunt' or 'bitch' or whatever you feel like.
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A type of person

Definition 1:
"The Bastard child of the Jones couple"
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Definition 2:
"You fat bastard! I didn't do this!"
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Definition 3:
"That lucky bastard won the lottery"

by 768Keywords January 3, 2024

Bastard Spear

A derogatory term used for ugly and tall people.

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024

Bastard

A piece of shit person, usually a man.

Toji Fushiguro is the definition on a bastard.

by sunalvr111 January 13, 2024

Bastard

Sulaimaan when he makes girls fall in love with him and then not give a donkeys toe when he destroys there life

Look at that bastard who stressed her out so much that she’s infertile now

by Shush6363 November 26, 2023

Bastard

A fatherless child also used as an insult

Jake is a bastard

by Goodgiy4321 March 28, 2024

Bastard

A handsome man you disagree with often.

That guy is such a bastard

by Boatsand hoes April 18, 2024