attend the barbecue

phrase by Machine Gun Kelly
means to get roasted

"did baze get hia back tatt spelt wrong?"
"idk"
"wake him up"
next day
"y'all were trying to wake me up to attend the barbecue in my honor"

by hkfrghdfhsgtnjosergt July 27, 2019

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Dirty Big Bees barbecue

When u fuck a lot of different people out in the woods in your food truck and you bust your loads in your barbecue sauce.

Let’s all take the food truck out tonight and have a dirty big bees barbecue to get tomorrows sauce ready!

by Drmgrl January 3, 2022

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cheating on your barber

the ultimate betrayal a barber can feel

Person 1: Yo, I got sick of my barber, so I just tried a new one

Person 2: No! You shouldn’t cheat on your barber!

Me: Yea, You’re “cheating on your barber”

by croissants_and_milk March 25, 2022

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Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022

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digital beanie babies

A synonym for cryptocurrency.

John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!

by weyus November 10, 2022

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