Boner Buddies 

Boner Buddies
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.

Example:
“Call them boyfriends if you want, but they prefer ‘Boner Buddies.’”

Boner Buddies by MoistJalobi September 3, 2025

boner booger 

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

boner booger by Liz David October 3, 2025

Boner Doner

By giving blood you have a 50:50 chance of boy or girl recipient. Once your blood is in a male and his hard wrect veiny boner is at full throttle you are in fact a BONER DONER!!

I have given blood approximately 150 times, therefore about 75 dudes have my blood in their boners. I know you think Pditty has that nickname tied down, just like the kids at his parties but I am in fact the real Boner Doner. Fuck you Sandusky. Submitted by Scot Burner - 2 x Guinness World Record Holder.

Boner Doner by MSP282 January 20, 2026

Boner Protection

The effort of trying to make it look like you aren't just talking to no one at the bar and acting like a "boner".

Vernon noticed that all he was doing in the semi-empty bar was talking to his friend Cecil and not making efforts to talk to women. He threw both elbows on the bar and attempted to look cool. Vernon noticed his own awkwardness and fell into Boner Protection as an escape route.

Boner Protection by DeJon Niffirg February 22, 2026

Boner Explosion

Something awesome or interesting

Dude, Metal Arms is a boner explosion.

Boner Explosion by Jesussaintlord96 March 10, 2026

Boner pillow

When you sitting down next to a pretty lady and an erection comes upon you but you wish to hide it, you put a pillow on your lap. this is known as the Boner pillow

She was looking very beautiful, and I had to get the boner pillow to hide my intense passion.

Boner pillow by sillylittlegoosewithducks March 13, 2026

boner-typing

boner-typing (also known as Jane-typing) is a form of typing where the user will type for minutes just to send a short -- often comically so -- message.

1: "Did you hear about the new girl? I texted her and she's such a boner-typer!"
2: "Yeah, I despise boner-typing!"

boner-typing by Kestop March 31, 2026