the dark bat

The best thing ever to be ever made.

A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021

Bean Bat

when a man shits in a girls pussy (bean) and then kicks her thighs from the sides repeatedly like a bat flapping its wings (bat)

John: i gave melissa a bean bat last night
George: EW

by Creamcheems June 8, 2021

Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit

"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."

by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021

Bat a bitch down

To open hand slap a person so hard they stumble to the ground

I'm going to bat a bitch down if she says she doesn't have my money.

by white_girl89 May 30, 2021

daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things

Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small

by anonymous December 3, 2024

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

Sewer Bat

Slang term for menstrual pad coined by plumbers.

The plumber pulled out a sewer bat with a plumbing snake.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024