auguster

auguster a person who is mean, kind, funny, and hates red nail polish.

i need an auguster in my life
#getlikeauguster

by ilovehoeslol November 21, 2021

August 1st

National slut day where girls beg to be posted on their boyfriend's story not knowing that he got a kid with the local boss man. It is also a day where girls under the age of 18 suck cucumbers and shove them down their dead nan's throat.

It's August 1st

by Daddysweetknob July 31, 2022

August 27th

People born in August 27 have the biggest dicks in the world, they are kind, smart and funny. The greatest type of people you will ever meet. If you one they are a keeper.

His shmeat is so big, he must be born on August 27th

by Isidorus Samir Toma November 24, 2023

August 12th 2003

Gayest nigga alive with the biggest blackest dick ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: nigga how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024

August 1st

Post your girl bsf day cause they are special as well

post her. No sentence. Its august 1st

by Spidurh July 31, 2022

2nd Of August

Everyone born on this day is a hotass, not saying this cuz my parents SLAYED the pregnancy.

"hey, are you born on the 2nd of August?"
"Yeah how'd yk?"
"Well, your hot annoying and mad"
"trueee"

by Leosrhottt September 11, 2022

4th August

Kiss your ex and your best friend day... have fun

Zoe: omg it's 4th August

Lilly: oh ye I need to find my ex but I also.need to kiss you lol
Zoe: ye we need to kiss to *mwah*

by Balls in ma jaws August 2, 2022