I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...
by UDawesome August 7, 2010
Get the Drunk ninja attackmug. On the day after a very heavy drinking session, the victim can sometimes feel his/her anal sphincter almost give up, unexpectedly at an inopportune moment. The fear of this causes a serge in adrenaline which can momentarily provide the victim with enough power and control to prevent the full evacuation of the bowels. This process happens in less than a second but can be repetitive over the course of a few minutes forming a type of 'attack'. e.g. asthma attack. This can be exasperated when in a seated position (due to the body being use to this position when defecating) and on some form of transport. E.g. on a plane, in a car or on a train, etc.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.
"I went out after work last night with a friend and had way way too many beers". I had an ass-mud attack on the train on the way into work this morning".
by Vallaboratory June 16, 2013
Get the Ass-mud attackmug. The moment that deep virgins feel like their heart has increased its speed and you are unable to properly speak words and are incredibly flustered from seeing something that they are attracted to start hitting on them or flirting with them or approaching them.
Friend 1: Why is he acting like that over his crush flirting with him.
Friend 2: He's having a Virgin panic attack.
Friend 2: He's having a Virgin panic attack.
by Pantonic March 25, 2021
Get the Virgin Panic Attackmug. A definite heart attack. Something that could only be described as a heart attack. When you get this feeling it is a 100% undeniable fact, you’re having a heart attack.
Jim: Franklin are you okay?
Franklin: Yes, I’m fine.
Jim: What happened?
Franklin: I had a sheer heart attack.
Franklin: Yes, I’m fine.
Jim: What happened?
Franklin: I had a sheer heart attack.
by JediMurderer511 June 9, 2018
Get the sheer heart attackmug. A porn move commonly mistaken for a hacking term. When a man is fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass by another man, effectively a relay of dick.
by memelord133769 December 4, 2019
Get the Man In The Middle Attackmug. To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you
If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!
Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!
Ima chris brown attack yo ass!
Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?
Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!
Ima chris brown attack yo ass!
Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?
by christopher breezy March 9, 2009
Get the chris brown attackmug. by anon June 13, 2004
Get the Flying Attack Porcupinemug.