Alabama Slip and Slide

When you oil up your cousin and then wrestle them until penetration occurs

"Yo that Alabama Slip and Slide was crazy"
"Yah bro, my cousin loved it"

by _wario_ January 20, 2020

alabama stir fry

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.

Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.

by Montague Munch October 20, 2023

Alabama spray tan

When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.

“What did you do lastnigh?”

“My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan”

by Lamb shoulder June 1, 2018

Alabama cruise missile

When you shit then ram it at a forcefully high speed into your female cousins cooter

I just gave cousin darlene an alabama cruise missile last night

by Candurus December 30, 2021

alabama mud fart

When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls

I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled

by TheBodangles March 13, 2023

Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.

*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh

by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021

alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023