the shitty pickle

prison lingo for fighting off your rapist, by pushing like your constipated to hopefully deter him from getting back in

prisoner #1: yo Cisco i was try to rape that white guy dave earlier and he tried to give me the shitty pickle!
Cisco: no way!! that bastard! did it work?
prisoner #1: nah, he tried real hard but in the end i just fished it in

by crash 37 April 22, 2011

Wet Pickle

A wet slong inserted in the prostitures organs to make her have the big "O" moment.

Bro, I gave her the wet pickle last night !!!

by MadisonDenniston July 21, 2017

lumber pickle

A euphemism for dirty sex that may or may not include molasses.

Dude I played lumber pickle with Aunt Jemima and now I've got the clap.

by Latro March 4, 2013

doorknob pickle

1- A string tied to a doorknob that is also tied to a pickle
2- An erection nickname

*girl rubs boobs against a guy* " do you have a doorknob pickle?

by pieballs October 9, 2008

Mega Pickles

A different way of saying a guy's dick just used but in a different term. Also, could use to be referring to the pixels in a camera but said wrong!

Chris: How many mega pickles is your camera?
Tasha: Mega what?
Chris Mega Pickles! I mean mega pixels!

Tasha: *confused face*
Chris and Tash: Laughing so hard and keeps repeating Mega Pickles

by MegaPickle2016 December 5, 2016

Pickle Rodeo

Very secret, little know BDSM ritual. Not much is known about it, as participants seem to be very secretive, but it seems only kosher dills (referred to as dilldos) are used.

"She was dehydrated and needed a fresh water douche after all the time riding in the Pickle Rodeo"

by Picklefreak February 3, 2007

whoopie pickles

a sarcastic way of acknowledging what someone just said.

Obama just signed the health care bill.

Whoopie pickles.

by annabike April 2, 2010