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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.
YOOO let’s all get patrick shwavyd! it’s lit.
by mr. poopybutthole December 16, 2019
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Patrick

A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.
by Rooster. June 14, 2020
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Patrick

A mysterious man that has a weird obsession for overweight frogs/toads and crabs. Although it may seem that Patrick is sane on the outside, his insides hides a very peculiar and interesting man. Overall however, Patrick never fails to make someone laugh. This is why many people adore Patrick (unless you don't appreciate his absurd likings for his toads and crabs).
Oh my god, did Patrick just send another picture of a toad to me???
by Dr. Negative November 11, 2018
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Patrick Roche

A curly headed irish man who has abs of steel and looks like an italian stallion. Patrick loves to play guitar and spend long late nights with his girlfriend, Stephanie Brown.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.
"hey did you go see ironman in the movie theatre?" "Nah i saw Patrick Roche instead."

"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."
by italianstallion123 November 4, 2011
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Harold Patrick

Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people
Harold Patrick is cool, he hates the police, he even got a tattoo saying so.
by badboyzoed February 29, 2024
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