Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

Bater bis

= Batteur de Bus. Quelqu'un qui profite des autres.

Il s'est servi dans mes placards quand il est venu chez moi. C'est un bater bis ce mec là !

by grostata October 22, 2018

bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.

Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.

by runner227 January 16, 2023

Bi-Saucial

The ability to fuck with both ranch and bleu cheese dressing.

Yo B, they gave me ranch. I wanted bleu cheese! Good thing I'm bi-saucial!.

by JMoneyH May 27, 2017

Bi-hacking

Trying to force yourself into being attracted to a gender that you currently aren’t into. Mainly by watching appropriate porn.

“Yeah, I’m watching gay porn right now to bi-hack myself”
“You know bi-hacking doesn’t really work, don’t you?!”

by MrJodok December 12, 2023

say bis

Bis is something you put whatever you’re claiming or saying on. It’s a way of swearing something being said is true. If the user of bis is lying then they are eligible for a punishment of slaps. You do not lie on bis.

Origin:
The word bis is short for bismilah which is an Arabic way of of saying “in the name of god” similar to when people say “on god” when they swear something.

-“Grb said we could have a sesh at his”
-“Say bis” or “bis?”
-“bis bro”

by User2342 February 12, 2025

bi-bathroombabe

A Transgender Person Who Could Very Well Go Into Either Sex's Bathroom

Where Would A Bi-Bathroombabe Like Caitlyn Jenner Do Her Business In North Carolina ?!?

by Sweet Golden Greek June 22, 2016