car-window narcissist

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.

Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist

by kayanker January 13, 2011

Crooked Window House

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.

I am happy meeting in crooked window house.

by George Richards May 27, 2011

Armstrong Power Windows

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.

Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."

by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018

Window shield Sexual

When you are sexually attracted to windshields

For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."

by DC778 August 17, 2017

Double-Hung Window

This action takes place when a woman is in the upside down vertical position ( legs in the air ) whilst two men approach her vagina and asshole atop her, back to back. The double penetration takes course as both the men bend down in opposite directions, thus, forming the magnificent double hung window.

No awkward eye contact. Just the occasional sweaty cheek rubbing.

Me and my pal double-hung windowed this floozie last night. I was much more comfortable than when we Eiffel Towered her.

by Digety June 4, 2019

Window wank of faith

The act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely sexual terms on Urban Dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal shell of what could have been a potentially good human being.

my name jeff

also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.

by GetPrankedFaggo April 3, 2017

Let the window up

Roll the window up.

You wanna put some glass in that window?
You wanna let the window up?

by roosterralph January 17, 2018