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Closet locked

When a male or female buys clothing to wear for their partner and yet never wears it
They bought some sexy sleepwear to wear for me but I’ve never seen it on them, they just closet locked the outfit
by Dragondaddy December 10, 2021
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Goldy Locks

Two fingers and a thumb….
That’s a good goldy locks grip you got there.
by Popemedic December 15, 2021
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lounge lock

Unable to get out of the couch because your very bent or stoned
I can’t get up! I’ve got lounge lock.
by radler55 March 10, 2022
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Lock Box

I want to get her out. I think she's connected with me somehow. My hunch is she's is in a lock box somewhere in the US.
by HopeForTheHidden March 18, 2022
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Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.
by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022
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Baldy Locks

Baldy Locks:\bal-dē-läks\ Good at giving head,derived from the fanbase the Barbz devout followers and super fans of "The Queen Of Rap" Nicki Minaj
by Rengokus Waxed Pubes April 14, 2022
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Lock Legion Banhammer Style

Basically a bunch of Angry Bastards who are Flash Animator rejects from Newgrounds who will automatically Ban your ass if who disagree with your ass if you do one of the following Methods:
-Love Joe Biden and Admit Trump is a Devil!
-Say anything about Switzerland or even Turkey Rumors had it that PeachLock is a Transgender Half-Turkish White guy
-Talk about Samegame or Lavagasm's ex girlfriend about Venuslock being a 50 cent Whore in Sweden rather than an actual human being.
-Mention anything Corpsegrinder or McNeb is extra Bonus points for asking an ass-Whooping and a Permaban
-Worship Former Foreverkul or RedbullLock, This will guarantee you to never come back to Lock Legion Discord Servers.
- Piss MasterLock or MP3Lock off the Server, You will probably get a Racial Slur as a special role on Discord if you dare to go that far!

StrawberryLock is no longer the leader, TrashLock is a Moderator now and Samegame as well as Stressball and YarnLock are in Charge now. So, Don't shove a Dildo up their asses!
Here is a Newbie who just joined the Lock Legion on Discord, Little did the Noob know... He pissed off someone and got kicked out of the Discord Server and that's how these bunch of Rejects did the Lock Legion Banhammer Style. Some Clocks are invited but only the ones who don't suck on Bitclock or give Strawberryclock the blowjob next to his fuckbuddy Pube Kermit! When He or she gets banned, they are both forced to watch 1 hour version of Meatspin and it may be a PC Virus later lol!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 2, 2021
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