zipper critter

A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.

Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.

Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.

by Torbert July 6, 2018

zuperztar

Zuperztar is the coolest person ever. Once you meet them you will hang out with them forever. And it's not "superstar" it's ZUPERZTAR.

Damn I would so want to hang out with them, they're the zuperztars of the school.

by ewhunwhoareyou November 1, 2018

Zipperallaround

Used to describe when someone claims to constantly win when no ones spectating, But is trash when they play with the boys.

Person 1 “yea I got a win the other day”
Person 2 “hahaha sounds like your doing a zipperallaround again cause your fucking shit”
Person 1 “ fuck you”

by Russello1517 December 11, 2018

Zipper Puppet

Homo, an asshole that is so gay, you can feel the gay eminating from their pores. (Faggot)

Wow, that guy sounds really fruity, must be a zipper puppet.

by SuperSpico October 3, 2019

Rogue Zipper

When you have a pair of pants where the zipper just goes down on its own whenever it feels like it. It goes "rogue" so to speak.

Chad: "Hey man your fly's open."

Brad: "Shit man you're right, it's this fucking rogue zipper."

by Monnicker March 28, 2011

rusty zipper

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

by bigCincincy November 15, 2015

california zipper

When you get stitched up & down the abdomen and your stitches look like a zipper.

Jay got a California zipper from his surgery.

by lil_srippy August 17, 2016