zorbed

The act of closing a bar before the posted closing time on the door.

I tried to order us another round but I got zorbed. I thought this place was open until 2:30?

Dude I got zorbed last night... I went to the bar for a drink but they were already locked up for the evening. What the hell?

by Sheldon1982 March 1, 2011

Zaber

Pretty cool person overall. Has a great sense of humor. Is really kind to you once you get to know him. And if you ever have him as a boyfriend, he will make you the happiest person ever. Sometimes you can just vent to a Zaber. And he WILL help you. Zaber's are usually; funny, kind, smart, and helpful. Yeah, it might not seem like a lot, but he is awesome when it comes to being those.

Jane: Zaber is so nice he helped get over my break-up.

John: Same but he helped me with my homework.
Jane: He is actually the best.

by Ezrab February 23, 2019

zobey

a woman who talks in a false deep man voice; often extremely sexy; exudes sexiness.

man, did you say that chick? she is so zobey, i want to do her.

by zoeybendover April 5, 2008

zombeenie

A faggot who makes retarded videos on youtube. Often makes them about a game called runescape which is for fags. He is really a 13 year old from California who is obsessed with zombies. He also makes shitty IRL videos. His youtube name is zombeenieman

"Hey did you see any new videos on YouTube?"

"Only this shitty one by zombeenieman"

"Why do you watch that shit!?"

" I don't know, LOL"

by Charlie12345 October 9, 2008

Zoober

A booger that moves in and out of your while breathing.

That chick was hot but that zoober in her nose was playing peek a boo

by Halfcajun2 January 11, 2017

zorber rip

Taking a bong rip of half tobacco and half weed.

Dude that was a killer zorber rip!

by Grandi Marin August 25, 2011

zober

the art of not being stoned.

zober is to stoned
as
sober is to drunk

God damn, I only just became zober.

by dudley November 18, 2004