new zealand christmas

the act of vomitting on your loved one in bed on christmas eve and then just turning over and going back to sleep.

it was okay but Rizzo gave me a New Zealand Christmas

by joeyMatthews June 28, 2010

Zeeland

Worst place in the world to grow up. Very strict conservative town. All dutch. No one does ANYTHING on a Sunday. Don't be gay, you will be tarred and feathered!

"If you ain't Dutch you ain't much in Zeeland!"

by StephDV December 21, 2008

New Zealand

New Zealand, contary to beliefs that we are good people, we commit war crimes too.

In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.

by Hachi-Control October 21, 2008

New Zealand

That country that apparently all Australians love, but to be honest be all laugh about their accents and how they fuck sheep.

Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?

Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"

by Proud Aussie Girl October 11, 2012

new zealand 101

involves 2guys and a girl and a dead kangeroo. one man must weigh 300lbs of nonmuscle. 64oz can of grape jelly and a feather.(peacocks) use ALL of the jelly as lube. the 300lb man sings the themesong from sound of music. the girl puts her head in the kangaroo's pocket. as both guys insert there dicks in her ass. with the feather between the dicks to create arrousment and she must bark like a seal.

oh me and my friend bob gave this girl a new zealand 101 lesson.

by Zack Firgurski August 10, 2006

Zelaya

mind-blowing orgasm

Zach: So how was it?
Thais: He gave me the most intense Zelaya.

by thetacoman August 21, 2009

new Zealand

Known to the world as Australias bitch

Hey I am going on a holiday
Were to?
new Zealand
oh yea mean Australias bitch
Yes I do

by Meerkat April 26, 2008