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Zachary Special

An unfortunate situation in which the male partner of a newly wed couple, in a fit of over excitment, looses a deuce all over the bed and his female companion. Arguably the most embarassing thing that could happen to anyone, victims of the Zachary Special are normally extremely awkward in all situations and lack normal human dignity and swag.

If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.

The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.
1)
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.

2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.

3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.
by TheJBros11 August 17, 2010
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Zachary

SO ATTRACTIVE I NEED HIM OR HER RIGHT NOW!!! KING OF LOVE AND SEX. ROYALTY! AMAZING IN BED. SPORTY AND ALL THE GIRLS LOVE HIM!!! AMAZING PERSONALITY AND MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! KING OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BEST NAME EVER!!)
Zachary is sexy
by NOPE. November 3, 2014
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Zachary

A fucking sex god of beasts. Big cock, succulent balls. Huge huge cock. So huge and filling. Has an 8pack abs and chiseled as fuck. 6 feet tall pinnacle of the human species. Like a superhuman sex machine with the best lips and strong muscular penis.
You see that sexy beast over there?
You mean that sexy world record cock guy?
Yeah. Well, I'd totally let Zach bang me deep in my ass doggy style.
Mmm, yeah I'd love to have Zachary cum deep in my ass and let it drip out of my tight asshole into his mouth before he eats me out.
by Powersmash July 23, 2020
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zachary vance

The best man in the world nobody can beat him at all he is handsome,smart,life of the party,Killer sports player, he gets all the babes and the cheerleaders.nice dressing,

Zach is the best.

Zach can never be beat
Man, That kid named Zachary Vance is wild
by TheShapeShifter May 14, 2015
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Zachar

A man with a tiny penis and fear of rollercoasters
Hello Zachar! (A man with a tiny penis and fear of rollercoasters )
by Diviak1 March 6, 2022
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Zachary

It is a masculine name of Hebrew origin, usually shortened to Zach, Zack, or Zac. Having this name does not determine the size of one's penis nor does it determine one's attractiveness, personality, or any other physical or mental trait. Although it is in fact given to white males most of the time. In other words it does not matter if Zachary is your friend, boyfriend, or ex-boyfriend. It's just a fucking name and not every Zachary is the identical.
Person 1: Who's that handsome fellow with brown hair, brown eyes, and athletic physique?
Person 2: His name is Zachary.
Person 1: Then who's that bald, fat dude with the lazy eye, pedophile beard, and public masturbator trench coat.
Person 2: His name is also Zachary.
by Ferocious Banana May 9, 2013
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Zachariah

Hes a kid who likes to make nfts for people. He is a very awkward kid in school but is a nice kid in general.
"Zachariah, make a monkey nft for me pls!"
by Mr.Kalmi February 14, 2022
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