Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.
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Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.
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Wonky Bonky

When your Bonk isn't working
Yea Jim sucks in bed, he got a Wonky Bonky
by Big Cunt Swallower April 05, 2020
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Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"
Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend
by big time chuffer May 03, 2018
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wonky donk

A person who is being silly/stupid.
You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!
by charles.t March 17, 2023
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Wonky Donky

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.
that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.
by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 06, 2024
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Wonky booty

A horribly misshapen booty
by Pussy on the chai wax August 12, 2015
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