Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

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slob the knob

slang for a girl offering fellatio, aka giving a blowjob.

Man 1 - So did she slob the knob?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, she slobbed it all night long.

by Greenberg May 20, 2006

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Dip knob

(Dip-n-aw-b).A tit or Boob dipped in cheese, Usually an offensive remark made by the culture of "extreme sporters"

( snowboarders, Bmx bike riders, Skateboarders, surfers ect.) usually meaning for a "newbie" or "noob" at an extreme sport, or a "poser".

Ayye check out that dip knob ollie, hes suckin' some major cockage bro!!

by Bmx-pro-stunna October 21, 2010

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knob cobbler

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

by M. Cyrus the Pothead November 28, 2011

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