Stealing Wishes

the act of taking coins from a fountain

person 1: *takes 4 quarters from fountain*
person 2: Hey! Stop stealing wishes!
person 1: I didn't steal anything.
person 2: Yeah you did. Someone wished on that coin and now you took the coin so you stole it and the wish is in it so you stole the wish.
person 1: huh?
person 2: *takes quarters* Just leave the wishes in there! *throws quarters back in*
person 1: Hey!

by freakazoid2222242 December 22, 2010

wish taco

where you roll up a tortilla and wish something was inside of it, particularly meat.

Guy 1: hey, what are you eating?

Guy 2: A wish taco, haven't gone to the store yet.

by BethCarnation March 4, 2012

Wish Wash

When you break even on something, or when two opposite things cancel out.

You've lost a dollar because you were misbehaving in a grocery store, but when we went to the mall, you surprised me with your excellent behavior, so I'll give you a dollar for that. Don't bother touching your money paper, because it's a wish wash.

by Qwickable May 9, 2021

Wishes are for bitches

Wishes are for bitches.

Hey wishes are for bitches

by Beverly Allender October 24, 2022

make a wish

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"

as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish

by Jesus Christ December 11, 2003

Best Wishes

(Mostly) Passive aggressive for "I hope you die tonight for what you've done that caused me extreme anger". Other variants are "Wish you all the best", "Best of luck", or anything along those lines.

Here's an example of where "Best Wishes" might be used:
Abcde,
I appreciate you looking after the house while I was out, and I loved how you cleaned it, but I have noticed a few of my items are missing. I am not accusing you of stealing, however, it would be nice if you could tell me where you had my great-great-grandfather's time keeper, as it is very important to my family. I have looked every possible place for it to be, yet I haven't seen it.
Please tell me where it is, as we have a family reunion in a month, and I will hire you, but you must tell me where it is, as my family wishes to see what it looks like, and what the future holders of it will be given in the future.

Best wishes,
John

by TheOriginalHobo November 27, 2014

wish drill

a girl that u wish could be yours!

Man (shawty) iz a Wish Drill

by JoNtE' May 11, 2004