Wink Wonk

A way to make almost anything dirty

Max: My mother comes to pick me up in 30 minutes

Deen: Wink Wonk

by purpledeen March 7, 2018

winblows

A play on words. Used by people who don't like the Windows operating sysytem.

Yes, it does.

by Shang November 12, 2003

The Brown Eyed Wink

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.

My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.

by Paul (_))lllllllllD- - - - May 5, 2005

pussy wink

The action of a vagina alternately contracting and relaxing, imitating the winking of an eye. Usually occurs during orgasm or on command by the owner for those who can control kegels.

Her pussy winked as she came.

by ZeroFucker October 3, 2011

winklevossed

To have your idea stolen form you by someone you knew.

I had this brilliant idea for a new website, then my friend started the website first.

^^I just got winklevossed

by wouldabeenbillionaire May 8, 2011

Winker

The smallest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Little Jimmy has a pathetic winker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

wink and the gun

term used to describe the action of winking and making a figure of a gun with one's fingers.

he gave me the wink and the gun. now, i'm sure i got the job!

by steve-o May 6, 2006