1.
Marie: "Uhhh, i'm not feeling too good"
Brad: "Aw what's wrong?"
Marie: "...box wine"
2.
Adam: "Hey sexy, i'm feeling horny, you free tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't tonight...unless you don't mind box wine?"
Marie: "Uhhh, i'm not feeling too good"
Brad: "Aw what's wrong?"
Marie: "...box wine"
2.
Adam: "Hey sexy, i'm feeling horny, you free tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't tonight...unless you don't mind box wine?"
by JennyTerror February 5, 2014

by Bomanicious May 20, 2010

by de`Canthas February 4, 2010

Also called pruno, prison wine is an alcoholic beverage made discreetly in prison cells. Ingredients can include fruit, ketchup, sugar, milk, and crumbled bread to provide yeast for the fermenting process. Prisoners only need hot water, a plastic bag and a towel or sock to catch the pulp during fermentation. Prison wine is the drink of those at the end of their rope.
Prisoner No. 1: Man, I haven't had a drink since being in the can!
Prisoner No. 2: It's cool; I've got prison wine brewing in the toilet!
Prisoner No. 1: Aw yeeeee... D:
Prisoner No. 2: It's cool; I've got prison wine brewing in the toilet!
Prisoner No. 1: Aw yeeeee... D:
by pandaks November 6, 2013

The kind of drunk that results in you making sleezy decisions, and falling asleep with a cheese burger in one hand and a smashed iphone opened up on your ex's new girlfriend's Instagram in the other.
by TaylorMareeMakeupArtist January 9, 2018

by Noonish July 24, 2018

by bryan fuckin anderson May 8, 2008
