willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.
Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍
by sazzy jo June 2, 2017
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willy wonkaing

The use of "pure imagination" when masturbating. Coming from the song "In a world of pure imagination" from the movie.
Man1: Did you see that one where the girl gives head for 20 minutes?
Man2: Nah, I was willy wonkaing last night.

Man1: Clutch.
by Ballsdeep123 March 2, 2014
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Wonka Willie

To spice up valentines give your wife your Wonka Willie
by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021
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Willy Wonka!

It's just like a wet willy ,but you stick your saliva lubed up finger in some ones butt crack.
The plumber was bent over fixing my pipes so I licked my finger and gave him a Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka
by Bestly February 27, 2018
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Willy Wonka Waterfall

When you're eating ass and they sneak attack u with explosive diarrhea, and it just keeps spraying out violently. Just like the water fall the fat kid drowned in during the movie Willy wonka and the chocolate factory
Wtf Trevor ik that u hate jordyn but you didn't have to giver her a Willy wonka waterfall!!
by Bih ol tiger September 12, 2017
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Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)
by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020
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Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024
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