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whoopi ceremony

A ceremony in which multiple nude women chant and moan during ritualistic intercourse, thus assisting a man reach climax inside his betrothed. The man may be put under a spell before the ceremony if this act is against his will.
Christian was put under a love spell and forced into a Whoopi ceremony.
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Whoopi

Whoopi
Making Whoopi
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Freedom Whoopie

Having consensual sexual relations with an American woman shortly after crossing the southern border illegally.
I had my first Freedom Whoopie with a white this weekend
by Sancho July 31, 2022
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Whoopie

Having sex while eating a dessert pie and thinking of Whoopi Goldberg
I enjoyed the would Whoopie lastnight
by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021
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Whoopie pie

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.
I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history
by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023
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Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.
“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”
by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017
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