Butt Whiskers

When a fat guy eats someone with dreadlocks, and the dreadlocks get caught in their anus on the way out, and so become like horrible tentacles when they fart.

After eating Twiggy, Marilyn Manson had butt whiskers for a week.

by LK86 February 09, 2011

poke the whiskers

when a man has sexual intercourse with a female

i went over linda's house and i poked the whiskers all night long

by Alejandro De Le Ghetto October 08, 2003

Twisted Whiskers

Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.

Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.

This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...

by another_freak May 01, 2005

whisker box

(n.)- a slang term for "vagina," or a female genitalia.

My mommy says she wants me to touch her whisker box.

by Maximus Bluntoff April 09, 2006

Dong Whiskers

Another name for male pubic hair.

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"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"

by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017

whisker pig

A commonly used term by fly fisherman to describe a big ass carp.

Whisker Pig
Dude! I was trying to catch a trout. This fucking whisker pig ate my panty dropper and ran me all the way into my backing. Can't wait to go fish trout town Texas again.

by Fly Fish July 12, 2017

cream whiskers

pubes that have been ejaculated on

damn, i was really into it until i saw the cream whiskers i left on her

by bitchluva123 January 21, 2016