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well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly
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Whale Whore 

A Whale Whore is a premiscuous girl who lures a nice, timid boy out whale watching. He'll agree because the activity is safe and boring, but, little does he know... as soon as the boat leaves the dock the whale whore begins an aggressive seduction.
- Janice invited me whale watching this weekend.
- Are you gonna go?
- No.... she's a total whale whore.
Whale Whore by Scientist Jones July 12, 2010

Whale Wenus Cult 

The Whale Wenus Cult (aka WWC) was a cult that formed from Space Croissant’s Discord server (aka Cult of the Croissants). Space Croissant is known to actively participate in Whale Wenus rituals and ceremonies. The WWC worships the wenus of a whale, the skin part of a whale’s elbow. As of 2020, the Whale God is Lucy and the Whale Jesus is Rubiks. The WWC is known to have a reputation of joking around in Space Croissant’s Discord server and making everyone happy. There is a long history of the WWC warring against mods of the server and also other cults such as the Crab Cult and the Sunnie Cult. Lauren and Happy, honored senior members of the cult occasionally hosts Minecraft livestreams in Space Croissant’s Discord server.
You’ve been wenused.
Get wenused!
Whalecum to the Whale Wenus Cult.
You’re such a segsy whale.

Whale Style 

Having intercourse with a fat girl who lays in a similar fashion to a beached whale. Much to the shame of the male.
Dude, Ben totally went whale style with Katie (Who is fat) sounds fucking gross.
Whale Style by James and Tony March 4, 2014

whale tagger

n. 1. A person, usually male, who is prone to fucking abnormally fat people of the opposite sex due to the fact that they are desperate and/or intoxicated.
1. Mike is turning into a real whale tagger with all the fat bitches he's been fucking.
2. "Hey, did you know about that chick that Mike hooked up with last night?"
"Yeah, next time he should bring a harpoon for that bitch she was huge!"
"I guess whale tagging is in season all year around for him"
whale tagger by W_H_A_L_E May 26, 2006

Whale Subs

A man who gives large amounts of money in financial domination.
“I wish we could go to the mall today but none of my paypigs sent today…”

“No worries! I totally drained my Whale Subs today, drinks on me!”
Whale Subs by Allmyni August 30, 2021