webster's

The first word to the intro sentence to which every high school and college paper begins.

Also, the first word to the intro sentence that makes English teachers (and every other type of teacher) toss out a collective groan of agony.

Additional social aspect of the word:
One example of the unoriginal and collectively sub-par way in which students go about serious thought and research in our schools. And one of the signs that our educational system needs some revamping.

“Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…”

Also:

If I see another paper that begins, “Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…” I’m going to shove No Child Left Behind up GWB’s A**!

by civil_discussion March 29, 2004

Webster’s Dictionary Reject

A person who wanted to submit a definition to Webster’s online dictionary, but was rejected because their neologism didn’t meet their criterion, then they post it on Urban Dictionary to make up for their broken self-esteem.

Guy 1: I tried to put the word Berserkowitz on Webster’s dictionary but they denied it.

Guy 2: I found it on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Yeah I put it there. I felt so bad that they didn’t accept it.

Guy 2: You’re a Webster’s Dictionary Reject.

by Silver_Eagle May 1, 2010

Webster card

An unnecessary tactic used in an argument, where big words are used more often than before, by an individual who is losing in the debate. Most of the time to make themselves seem smarter.

Two people are arguing about a topic they have different views on. The one person makes a few valid points, but the other person still does not want to agree, and feels backed into a corner, so that person pulls a Webster card.

by DR3AD KN1GHT February 21, 2013

harry webster

the sexiest, most talented person to ever graciously step foot on this planet. his pure girth is undeniably huge and his cannon ball-like testicles could bulldoze through anything willing to challenge it. his mum also wears shin pads to work.

lola: have you seen harry webster?
niamh: oh my his balls are exponential!!

by harrywebste September 6, 2021

webster's

A dictionary which assumes itself to be definitive.

"Half the words we use aren't even in the webster's."

by deluded September 1, 2003

webster's

Another way of pointing out an equally proportionate midget.

"Check it fool....that brotha got "Webster's" disease"

~Webster being that potato sized brother who was played by Emmanuel Lewis back in the 80's~

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

wannabe webster

someone who is a newbee online. someone who thinks MySpace is all there is to the web!

Sara is such a wannabe webster! She just put up here first FaceBook profile, and thinks she is hot caca

by Tim McGuinness, Ph.D. October 23, 2007