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Wand of Chaos

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.
by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010
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Banger wand

Adopted by the Ozark garden walk consortium as a critical tool required in the process of dab or wax consumption. Banger wands can be of various design and style but the purpose of the tool is to scoot the substance from its packaging and to stir it into a glowing banger.
The only way to safely put the the dab into that glowing red banger is with a banger wand
by TwogunsTony October 6, 2022
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Mascara wand

According to Tik tok “mascara wand” refers to a man’s genitals, and the “tube” being a women’s genitals.
“My boyfriend put his mascara wand in to someone else’s tube”
by Dishwater February 26, 2023
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gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
by Zolasflick August 10, 2017
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rape wand

the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person(s) during the temporary period of muscular paralysis that follows
She was hesitant at first, but then I turned on the rape wand.
by k3rrsed May 14, 2008
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wonder wand

Your giggly stick,cock,dick,weiner etc. Except this term is 200 times more awesomer than that shit.
Dude,I got my Wonder Wand stuck in a bottle last night and it hurt when I pissed.
by Steven Johnston & Hambone June 10, 2008
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