David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.
by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010

Adopted by the Ozark garden walk consortium as a critical tool required in the process of dab or wax consumption. Banger wands can be of various design and style but the purpose of the tool is to scoot the substance from its packaging and to stir it into a glowing banger.
by TwogunsTony October 6, 2022

According to Tik tok “mascara wand” refers to a man’s genitals, and the “tube” being a women’s genitals.
by Dishwater February 26, 2023

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...
"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
by Zolasflick August 10, 2017

the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person(s) during the temporary period of muscular paralysis that follows
by k3rrsed May 14, 2008

by Steven Johnston & Hambone June 10, 2008

by Shakti Shen May 23, 2006
