Warrening

A man named Warren. Doing warren things

Warren is over there Warrening

by WashJai January 8, 2025

Wandering Trader

The worst thing ever they deserve to be trapped in a cobblestone room then put zombies in it.

You are still better than the Wandering Trader

by LatvianGambitIsVeryGood May 6, 2025

Walreining

The sexual act of using the tooth of a Walrein as a dildo and shoving it up the anus or vagina until you climax, or puncture a vital organ and bleed out and die. (using it until you feel warm inside is not advised)

"past tense" - Walrined

"how to use in a sentence"

Brendan: Dude!! did you noticed that May passed away last night?

Wally: ya that was terrible, i cant help but feel sad for her, do you know what happened?
Brendan: YA!! May and I went Walreining last night and i accidently punctured her lungs, heart, liver and mutilated the rest of her body!!!

Wally: ...

by Plat224 July 3, 2025

walleting

The art of subtly reminding someone to do something for you—like give you money, apologize, or follow through on a promise—without ever directly asking. Usually done through casual behavior, visual cues, or routine actions that nudge the other person’s memory while making you look completely innocent.

Origin: From the move of pulling out your wallet in front of someone who “forgot” to give you birthday money—making them remember, and think it was their own idea.

Example 1:
A: “Did your aunty ever give you that birthday cash?”
B: “Yup. I left my wallet on the table where she’d see it. She brought it up on her own. Full-on walleting.”

Example 2:
C: “Are you telling me you ‘accidentally’ brought up your rent again?”
D: “I’m not saying I did, but if I did, it was premium walleting.”

by ajsandy July 19, 2025

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

The Willening

Every time someone physically interrupts a performer of some sort. Even more so if a wife was involved either directly or indirectly. It's usually a joke at the wife's expense that triggers a textbook "The Willening".

T.I. once allegedly "The Willening'd" a stand up comedian that also talked about his wife.

by givafuk April 6, 2022

꒰୨୧ Wan (Wandering away)୨୧꒱

A tiktoker with thousands of subs(around 6-7k), a total menace to society and WILL deny it. They may not want to admit it, but they're definetly a submissive omega in the omegaverse. A total nutjob but they're actually nice. in the comment section when they aren't bashing stuff, they also like to travel and post about it on their wawawandering account. They recently privated thier account but will hopefully be back shortly!

Person1: Hey! do you like to watch ꒰୨୧ Wan (Wandering away)୨୧꒱?
person2: nope! who is that?
person1: they're on tiktok and are super funny when interacting with their friends! one time they took a test of their omegaverse role and got submissve omega but they will delete your comment if you hint about it!

by Mochii Loves pine apple November 1, 2025