Wafter

A person that will frequently act strongly upon strange sometimes idiotic ideas.

My friend attempted to skin an egg’s shell, he is quite the wafter.

by Rusty Griswold February 13, 2026

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

clunge wafter

to either smell or seek the smell of a vagina

she wafted her clunge, that man is a clunge wafter

by brendabusty December 28, 2014

Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop

Yo dude I'm totally duty wafting right now

by Seattlepeoples420 February 16, 2020

Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.

Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".

by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025